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Tuesday, April 11, 2017

The Crazy Guy's Guide to Bacon

I wrote a cookbook. A satirical, poetic, jumble of a hot mess cookbook, but one nonetheless. And I have a feeling if you're reading this post, you'll want to buy it, too. Why?

  • It's 99 cents (in most regions)
  • It contains a lot of bacon infused recipes
  • It has terrible jokes
  • There's poetry!
  • It's only like 30 pages long, so it won't take long to read
  • I challenge your man/woman-hood about 3 pages in
  • And did I mention bacon?
Yep, that's about all there is to it. Oh yeah, and we lose Gary about halfway through the book. What other cookbook offers death in it? None that I know of - though, 100% honesty here, this is the only cookbook I've ever read. How narcissistic of me.

Did I miss anything? Oh the link! Here you go:

Go grab a cold beer, oh glorious reader, and enjoy The Crazy Guy's Guide to Bacon. Your cholesterol will thank you.